Dec
05
There’s not a whole lot going on in the world of Dave so I will imagine what a normal routine is for Dave in the morning…
It’s 7:30 and Dave is already in the bathroom. He has used a pre and post brush mouthwash, applied an avocado extract ointment to his eyelids to reduce sagging, put 401 Suaveman hair styling gel in his hair, and has just finished flossing with an organic cinnamon flavored dental floss (his favorite). He stands in a pair of moose hair boxers. He goes for the bathroom doorknob but turns back to face himself in the mirror. “Oh yeah,” he says to his reflection. “Make this your day tiger.” He winks to himself and leaves.
Scene.